THE FROZEN CRABS AND THE BLONDE STEWARDESS
Posted: Wed Jan 08, 2014 12:13 am
A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and
asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him. She took the box and
promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He advised her that he was
holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in
an arrogant manner that he was a lawyer, and threatened what would happen to
her if she let them thaw out.
Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the
entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please
raise your hand?"
Not one hand went up ... so she took them home and ate them.
There are two lessons here:
1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are .
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folks think.
asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him. She took the box and
promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He advised her that he was
holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in
an arrogant manner that he was a lawyer, and threatened what would happen to
her if she let them thaw out.
Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the
entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please
raise your hand?"
Not one hand went up ... so she took them home and ate them.
There are two lessons here:
1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are .
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folks think.