Sport Pilot Talk The discussion forum for Sport Pilots and Light Sport Aircraft   You are viewing the archive. Click on the "SportPilotTalk" logo on the left for the live forum! STAND UP COMEDY Click here to go to the original topic          Sport Pilot Talk Forum Index -> Hangar Talk View previous topic :: View next topic   Author Message bryancobb Joined: 02 Jun 2009 Posts: 346 Location: Cartersville Georgia Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 2:51 pm    Post subject: STAND UP COMEDY   Heard This at a James Gregory performance: Hey! Me and My wife were in Miami about to get on one of them 2-engine prop jobs to hop over to the Bahamas. The pilot comes over to me an asks me and my wife "How much y'all weigh?" I say WHAT!!!" "Why you need to know how much we weigh?" He says "So I'll know how much gas to put in." I say "$#!+ !! Fill-it-up!!" "I'd hate to know I died in a plane crash cuz some fat lady lied about how much she weighed." Back to top   ArionAv8or Joined: 20 Mar 2010 Posts: 271 Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 4:33 pm    Post subject:   That's AWESOME! Back to top            Sport Pilot Talk Forum Index -> Hangar Talk Page 1 of 1 Powered by phpBB Search Engine Indexer Powered by phpBB 2.0.22 © 2001, 2002 phpBB Group